Ay Dios Mio
Posted by Lindsey , Friday, May 14, 2010 12:19 AM
So, I just signed up for a Latino dating site because I am utterly ridiculous and I have to admit I have been craving some sort of male attention. Does that mean I will accept ogling of carefully cropped photos of myself by old 40-something Mexicanos on the intrawebs as male attention? You betcha!
I mean, jeez, no man has really paid any kind of real attention to me since I have arrived in Korea last July. So, I got one Korean's number one time and he said he liked my hair, big deal. So I held hands with a male co-worker one drunken night, who cares? So what if at a writer's group night some stand up comedians said I had Bambi eyes, like that matters.
This is not real admiration or devotion, I need someone to evaluate my online profile and deem it worthy enough to send me a grammatically incorrect message equipped with smiley faces and lols. I need someone to send me a "wink" and maybe eventually add me on facebook and comment that I am beautiful. I need someone who will say that when I get back to the States, they want to meet the real-live me...not the uber-enhanced or uber-undisclosed version of me.
I want someone to want me in an online sort of way, intensely and in large quantities. I want more than one admirer, future lover, guesser of my real weight. I want it all and I don't ever want it to enter into reality. I want the fantasy and I want it now.
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